The Republic of Fake communism89 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.569 billion Fake communism89ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism89ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 226,030 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism89's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism89 is ranked 90,138^th in the world and 3,092^nd in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,262.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.